When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard
by charliecharlie May 17, 2013
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Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
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A measurement western Australia’s shark fisherman to use measure sharks.
Eg. 1 normal meter would equal 2m as a w.a measurement.
Jamie “did you see my tiger? It’s was 14.3”

Callum “ yeah but that’s in w.a measurements yiu lying cunt.
by Thekingofsharking November 21, 2021
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A measurement Western Australian shark fisherman use to measure there sharks.
Eg. 1m would equal 2m in a w.a measurement.
Jamie “hey guys, did you see my 4.3m tiger?”

Callum “yeah, but that’s w.a measurement so it doesn’t really count”
by Thesharkgod November 30, 2021
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f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.

It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.

Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"

John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.

Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"

John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
by Unfortunately_Human February 10, 2021
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To move (forward), or to speak, in a measured, stately manner.
Aware that some of the audience were still learning English, Tom measurated when delivering the speech, enunciating his words clearly and not rushing through it.
by Wendy S. February 22, 2020
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