human

The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

by AYB June 23, 2003

humanity

a stupid species goin in a downhill spiral back where they came from.

For example: On a package of peanuts
Warning: May contain nuts. (no really)
On a frozen dessert, Warning on bottom.
Warning: Do NOT turn upside down. (well kinda late dont you think)
These are just a few examples but proof enough that humanity is doomed.

by InfernalKalamity April 19, 2006

human

A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.

Don't blame us, we're only human.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

Humanity

1. The condition or quality of being human.

2. A self-referential, conceited and delusional concept of benevolence despite 20,000 years of history as evidence to the contrary.

The people of Rwanda and Burundi demonstrate their humanity for each other.

by Snowcat October 16, 2003

Humans

God's idea of a sick joke.

God: Hey, Jesus, check this out!
Jesus: Humans?
God: Yeah, those animals won't even know what hit them!
*Both chuckle*

by T0mServ0 March 05, 2012

human

Incredibly arrogant creatures who seem to think that they are the only species on this planet.

The human race will eventually destroy itself, as well as the rest of the planet.

by PeachyKeen July 10, 2003

human

Epic fail.

Humans are an epic fail.

by 456i April 03, 2008