Facebook. This internet fad has grown to the level of popularity where it does not require distiction from other books, much like Kylie, Beyonce, Bono or Hitler.
Pers1: Are you on The Book?
Pers2: What book?
Pers1: THE Book. Facebook...? What other book is there?
by Šteggs September 24, 2007
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An object that people place in front of their face in order to learn new information. Normally used by old people, however some younger people are seen placing these objects in front of their faces in order to intake new information. Also known as a text version of the internet.
Person 1: Damn my internet is down, how will I know what happens in the book "King Arthur", I can't get into spark notes!
Person 2: I think you just place it in front of your face and read it like you would a facebook status or a tweet.
Person 1: Oh, thanks dude! This is like text internet.
Person 2: Yeah man.
*Person 1 then falls asleep*
by xFrap February 16, 2011
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to move quickly from one place to another, usually with some kind of favorable intentions for the one who suggests "booking it" in the first place.
Anna: Lets book it to next period!

Grace: Ugh, why?

Anna: 'Cause I REALLY want to have enough time to see Josh before class!
by sydneyspaceinvader February 24, 2009
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To be online Facebook; in the process of checking your Facebook account.
"Dude did you get the message I sent you last night?"

"Nah, I didn't get time to check The Book".
by Adam Keet October 31, 2007
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1000 hits of acid.
Somebody else posted that it was a hundred. That is incorrect. 100 is a sheet or page. 10 is a strip and 10,000 is a bible.
I used to get books for $1450.
by CadetMKultra February 11, 2004
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Any moment "caught on tape" (pic or video) that is posted on Facebook.
That drunken picture of you just got booked.
by pRODIGAL1 December 23, 2011
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An archiac form for bringing information to the masses. Consists of several paper pages with words printed or written directly on them. After the invent of computers, books where a thing of histroy. Evidently many people on the internet cannot read words with only letters in them, they MUST contain numbers and symbols as well.
OMG 1M teh 5hit |\/|07h3r fuck3r!!!11!1 LOL. Translation: I am utterly hopeless in everything I do, my friend. Ha,ha,ha.
by Ersatz Semblance January 30, 2004
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