Premium Blend

When you put 50 percent weed and 50 percent tobacco in a grinder, grind it up and take, moles, mokes, spliff bowls or smoke spliffs with it.

Weed guy: You want a snap bro?!?
Bro: Yeah sure!
Weed guy: Shit is gas gas strait up premium blend in this bitch!
Bro: Takes snap: LFG premium blend is no joke!

by Premium Blend Guy December 12, 2022

Blend-in M' Grin

Brendan who has shat his paints on andy who needs to put my phisics book BACK IN MY BACKPAAAACK!!!

A-rack dacks fish-shack a wiggedy bang...
shack dag-a-dang shag a riggedy BAAANG.

by suck p33n December 13, 2004

Blend a Furry Day

On the 20th of April, (4/20) you can kidnap a furry and shove their little wolf head into a blender. THE WALLS WILL RUN WITH FURRY JUICE.

Billy's head got blended on Blend a Furry Day!

by CharmHatesFurries July 25, 2022

Blend Buddy

Blend Buddy (As defined by Nacho King.) 1. To be a blend buddy; he is a blend buddy. 2. From the word "Blender" - To blend; To hang around people you don't specifically know, but attempt interaction to make friends with a group of people, and then end up looking around for another group to try to make friends with, thus creating a "Blend Buddy".
3. A friend that isn't your friend. 4. A person that you just hang around, even if they hate you. 5. Known as moronic at some moments.

"Look at that guy hanging around that group of people and going to another group. That Samson has no friends, but he has a lot of blend buddies.

by Nacho King December 4, 2003

splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.

"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."

by Sir Pizza July 16, 2008

hillbilly blend

Something prisoners will make to get high

Yo, how much hillbilly blend you got

by minidoone777 April 16, 2018

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 27, 2017