Buttsex Barbarian

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.

John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*

by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018

barbarian cream

When someone ejaculated into a donut or cupcake and someone eats it

Marty joyfully ate the barbarian cream donut last Saturday!

by Olhatch October 19, 2022

volgarr the barbarian

To light one's dick on fire and yell FOR ODIN! To try and seduce a woman.

I volgarr the barbarian miley cyrus but she just wrecking balled my fun.

by Dicknipplelord8byt September 30, 2013

Barbarian

A great warrior that fights for truth and justice until he becomes the all mighty baby

The barbarian found the orb and claimed victory and he is now you’🍆🌮

by The great all mighty barbarian March 22, 2019

Barbarian

A guy that doesn't know many languages.

People say the barbarian needed a shower and an education in foreign languages so that he wouldn't be a racist misogynist faggot ass homothug homophobe any more.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2019

Barbarian

Very good looking man

You are a barbarian

by John riddaw March 28, 2021

Barina barbarians

The barina barbarians are just the two blokes you love a good ‘clang and bang’ sesh in the back of the barina before hitting the gym!

Nav - hey who are those two guys in the red car over there?

Jflaccid - nah bro, there goes the barina barbarians! Off to the gym they go!

Norbit - classic barina Barbarians!

by Carrot pofter May 11, 2022