March 29th

the most stupid ignorant annoying ass bitch was born this day. if you were born this day you annoy everyone your around and everyone hates you.:)

“when’s your birthday?”
“March 29th”
*punches in the face*

by anonymouslydisdik March 29, 2023

May 29th

international girlfriend day go appreciate your girlfriend. tell her you love her and hangout with her

zak: hey baby wanna hangout

liz: yeah it is national girlfriend day

zak:i know i could never forget May 29th

by dghnvhjvd May 29, 2021

May 29th

National be nice to your girlfriend day.

hey isaiah, that’s your girlfriend. be nice it’s may 29th.

by not420kait May 29, 2021

may 29th

national punch jack and zack day

hey did you know may 29th is national punch jack or zack day?

by lolsus12345 May 26, 2021

may 29th

send boobies to ben day

on may 29th send boobies

by jojejojoe May 30, 2021

May 29th

National eat a banana with the shell still on day

"Check out that guy, he's eating a banana with the peel still on"
"Yeah, didn't you hear? It's May 29th, national eat a banana with the shell still on day"

by tnav11 October 30, 2020

May 29th

People born on this day are the most prettiest, most gorgeous, handsomest and most loyal people ever.

Oh, Look she’s gorgeous, she must be born on may 29th.

by noodles😍 March 27, 2022