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Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
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Hero

by Thicccboilover October 21, 2019
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Hero's Whack

A type of spell Hero, from super smash bros. ultimate uses to kill at 0%
Hero:"uses whack"
Pichu:"fricking dies a 0%"
The player that was playing with Pichu:"Bruh, Hero's Whack is op"
by bruhgamer21 October 29, 2019
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hero main

Wanker with no skill whatsoever and relies on RNG to win matches
Look at this bitch. He's such a hero main
by SBG_Banana November 10, 2020
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Action Hero Hobbies

any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.

Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.
Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.

Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.
by DALLASDYNAMITE November 15, 2020
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hero

x: Oh, who save those kids?
y: Her dad.
x : ...*it's a hero"
by darniafrt November 24, 2020
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Hero Shit

Proving your worth to the gods.
Hey, it's time to go do some hero shit.
by Intifan January 2, 2021
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