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horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies 

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

Horny persian

When the virgin Marga cock blocks you
Can you believe Marga, she pulled a horny persian!
Horny persian by PiPi8700 November 20, 2021

Horny horget 

A horny horget is when you Flash your head at him to let him know your horny
i had to horny horget that night

I cant believe i bowed so low that i had to horny horget
Horny horget by Weiner ball man November 24, 2021

Horny jail

Horny jail is for people who support rape and rule 34, also for horny people
example:

Lazzy: Hey jeff i just found this hot porn video!

jeff: what video?

lazzy: its about rape!

jeff: ... your going to horny jail
Horny jail by Hellonight December 7, 2021

Horny Holiday 

A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.
Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"
Horny Holiday by Ijustpissedmypants December 13, 2021

Horny Dylan 

Sometimes you hear wolfs howling at night but sometimes its a Horny Dylan. They happen once in a blue moon sadly.
"Did you hear that Horny Dylan. It was very loud"
Horny Dylan by Horny Giver December 27, 2021