by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow September 19, 2023
The most amazing man ever born loving, understanding, passionate, great father, great role model, excellent partner, great in bed, man is he good she don't believe me just try it. Protective over everything around him most would consider him very violent because of the way he feels about protecting his family.
by A Loria smith December 20, 2016
Cranky Crew is a groupchat of elite and supportive people. Everyone is the absolute best of the best and the “crew” is more like a huge family. They are all literally the best people on earth and everyone is literally so hot no one can ever compare to us.
by louis tomlinson asf November 28, 2020
by ShottyrippaD January 2, 2022
Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
A crew inside Treyarch’s Call of Duty zombies mode that first appeared in a map named TranZit. Although TranZit is pure and utter dog shit, the Victis crew is my second favorite crew ( most favorite is Ultimis. Richthofen is sexy af no homo)
The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
by Fagimus February 15, 2021
The best group of friends known to exist, makes dumb decisions but doesn’t regret anything. You’re lucky to know any people apart of the team. xx
Daddy’s Crew Tingz
by yamumshame January 17, 2021