last dribble

The youngest offspring of an aged man. Particularly applied to a weakling or Special Needs Donkey. Chiefly Northern Irish.

They tell me that old Paddy's last dribble finally learned to tie her shoelaces. They're hoping she'll be able to get her left and right shoes the right way round by the time she's 50.

by T. Q. Beast Esq. July 14, 2021

Taylor (last name)

Someone with the last name Taylor is an idiot.

Ugh, … Taylor (last name) never turned up, they are so stupid. Never trust a Taylor.

by NotCalledTaylor April 19, 2022

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. June 8, 2012

Last dub

When somebody beat you last there now better then you

I beat him in basketball now I am better last dub

by True shii April 28, 2021

Last Year

Xaviar William Biondo founder of the pro-lgbtq fashion line "Arkyve"

Man, Biondo is so last year

by Will Biondo December 1, 2021

last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

by bren1010 July 27, 2021

last child

fucked up asshole

Your being a last child.

by roobesss November 20, 2020