by Coolbluedude30 May 9, 2020
A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.
man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.
by Bamamba Manda March 6, 2024
Oi m8, if Mickey went drunk on alcohol then jumped off the building like kermit would it would be a mickey mouse drunk house.
by gvvhhbv b gg March 22, 2021
A guy with huge balls and tiny dick. The large balls are the ears and the small dick is the nose and together that makes it look like Mickey Mouse.
by President Obama the Barack April 22, 2024
When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.
Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.
by Carl Junior Burgers January 17, 2014
Having a little snack or meal all by yourself
by Scooter!1!1 October 6, 2022