suck it easy you skeezy beezy

meaning like, go suck on something you slutty/skanky bitch
but in a nicer way!

like hey, go suck it easy you skeezy beezy.

by T a y y/B August 15, 2007

why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"

I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.

by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020

would you suck a dick for me?

A question a woman asks a man to find out if he would do anything for her. Because let's be honest, no one really likes sucking dick.

"Would you suck a dick for me?"
"Of course baby, I'd do anything for you"

by MrnextX December 29, 2017

IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK

This cup is for people who suck.
That's it.
If this is your cup or mug or whatever the fuck.

You suck.

"IF YOU HAVE THIS CUP YOU SUCK"
"WHY ARE YOU YELLING"
"I DON'T KNOW"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 22, 2022

you suck at bedwars

Someone saying that you are really bad at Bedwars.

OMG YOU SUCK AT BEDWARS

by !R142 8 Train July 21, 2022

you suck

1. Someone is being mean to you
2. You actually suck so bad
3. Your probably doing a rap battle
4. Idk ask Google

Jimmy: You suck
Greg: Stop describing yourself
Jimmy: *Gasp

by Your non-existing friend April 14, 2022