Sloppy Nostril 

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

Sloppy Nostril by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich 

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010

nostril 

Noun-a greedy poker player that sometimes steals your lunch.

Adj-an object that grows under ice and your feet.

Verb-to grow in a field full of mice.

1. Hold onto your lunch folks that nostril is a quick one!

2. I've got nostrils growing all over the place! HELLLLLLLP!

3. Ucle Joe's mice just nostriled.

nostril by tanner April 20, 2005

poop nostril 

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

poop nostril by 324873294 December 1, 2006

nostril monstral 

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

nostril monstral by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

nostril botherer 

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

nostril botherer by donorgasm July 6, 2010

Nostril Tampon 

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

Nostril Tampon by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010