When your child is so fucking stupid, failing every class and showing no signs that there's no hope they'll ever graduate and move out. It's the last resort is initiated by the parents; an emergency hook up to see if anything can be "worked out".
Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
by Old Man Neltson July 27, 2023
A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.
by Glockerfied July 9, 2022
by GrumpyCat88 February 15, 2019
Oh that tony rotondo conference is like a tupperware party for dentists.
by slipperysquidlywalruseel September 29, 2021
The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.
by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019
person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.
friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
by dietscorpio July 30, 2022