he loves cola and simps it every morning. he loves he's friends and sucks their toes every morning. he's drinking just more cola and that's his life.
coca cola light knokolai is a happy cola lover
by krissafk October 28, 2020
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In every commercial and movie ever and yet the name is so forgettable and can’t be a normal soda
by Watermelonfelin237 September 2, 2021
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When you mix a used tampon with carbonated water and it becomes a burgundy / murky brown color.
"I was drinking Zendaya's Coca Cola the other day, that shit tasted like angel tears"
by Just_anothernigga February 4, 2021
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A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.
Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome

Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.

Dan: FUCK YOU TOO
by Deritos February 24, 2021
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The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
by FergillusionZ October 19, 2015
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It's piss. It's just piss. There is nothing else to say, only piss.
You: Hello, can I get a Coca Cola

Waiter. *Hands you bottle of piss*
by CocaColaIsJustPiss December 28, 2022
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