The moment when your brain starts to create flashes of light from your BlackBerry device, fooling you into thinking you have a text or BBM, when in reality, you have none, and are having withdrawal symptoms.
very common to the Phantom Vibrate,
very common to the Phantom Vibrate,
Ben: Did my phone just flash?
Dave: No bro, it was just a BlackBerry Illusion, you really need to get out.
Dave: No bro, it was just a BlackBerry Illusion, you really need to get out.
by HoOlHu June 13, 2011
One who is constantly blowing you up via Blackberry Messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her Blackberry device and its intricacies.
Section 8: "WTF is http error 413?"
IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"
IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"
by CAJONES5 June 10, 2010
The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.
by Loony2nz July 11, 2008
RIM, famous for their email and calendar offerings answer to the Apple iPad.
Unlike the iPad which is now in its second generation this device has no native email or calendar client and at the time of shipping their iPad competitor the iPad 2 will have been on sale for a month.
Unlike the iPad which is now in its second generation this device has no native email or calendar client and at the time of shipping their iPad competitor the iPad 2 will have been on sale for a month.
Average Joe: Hey cool, is that an iPad?
Playbook Owner: No, it's a Blackberry Playbook
Average Joe: I heard you can't email or play Angry Birds on it
Playbook Owner: FML
Playbook Owner: No, it's a Blackberry Playbook
Average Joe: I heard you can't email or play Angry Birds on it
Playbook Owner: FML
by manbearpig2011 March 29, 2011
A kid whose status hungry parents forget they have a child, and would rather check emails and send text than attend to their children's needs.
Kid: Mom I'm in the tub ready for my bath, could you please help me so I don't drown.
Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...
Kid: Mom!....
That kid is a Blackberry orphan...
Mom: ........... (click)...(click)...(click)...(click)...
Kid: Mom!....
That kid is a Blackberry orphan...
by Best Time August 19, 2008
Linda was forced to purchase an iPhone after she became the not so happy owner of a blackberry floater.
by TBPM November 16, 2009
one who engages in a sexual act, and or favor, and or fornicate with another with the intention of being compensated a blackberry for their services
Her phone didn't get emails so she blew me and let me stick my schvantz in her butt for a new blackberry curve. she's such a blackberry whore
by RichieSchvantz April 7, 2008