"shut your damn mouth or I'll give you the shitty bitch slap"
by LWJL January 19, 2008
The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?
Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!
by humorousabortionhahafaggot November 16, 2011
A bitch slap is a subtle yet harsh way to make sure they get the point across well and truly. Particularly for those annoying bitches whom just do not get the hint, and keep on and on at you until provoked to 'bitch slap' them, like a wake up call.
Bitch: wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me....wanna go out with me..
Victim: No, you're alright.
Bitch: go out with me, or else.....go out with me, or else....go out with me, or else.
Victim: I said no, thanks.
Bitch: I'm gonna stalk you while you sleep......hear me....stalk you...
Victim: 'bitch slap' now do you get it?
Bitch: I'm going to get you for this, yeah I get it.
Victim: what have I got to do to make the hint sink into her thick skull?
Victim: No, you're alright.
Bitch: go out with me, or else.....go out with me, or else....go out with me, or else.
Victim: I said no, thanks.
Bitch: I'm gonna stalk you while you sleep......hear me....stalk you...
Victim: 'bitch slap' now do you get it?
Bitch: I'm going to get you for this, yeah I get it.
Victim: what have I got to do to make the hint sink into her thick skull?
by Long Johns November 27, 2013
Euphemism for masturbation.
by ham cannon November 18, 2003
Siberian Bitch Slap (v) Is where you strike your hand in a backwards motion across a person (usually a prostitute of your own) in temperatures under 5 degrees Fahrenheit.
"Bruh, Nancy got me so pissed last night when we we're out making her rounds I had to hit her with the Siberian Bitch Slap." "Dude that's just cold." "That's the point..."
by Schutze January 29, 2016
When it takes Congress 6 months to pass a stimulus package after shutting down businesses, the majority of the economy, enforces harsh travel restrictions and many other draconian orders leaving the majority of Americans in positions of harsh financial hardships, and they give you a stimulus check of $600.00.
All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
All while funneling billions to other nations, the Kennedy Center, universities and other organizations.
by The_fiscal_patriot December 22, 2020