louisville’s very own school for the gays. uniform skirts are known for being relatively small/cheeky. whilst this is unsurprising, considering the students love to -roll- them in attempt to attract the opposite (or same) gender. hair braiding is one of their state wide recognized sports. “BRAIDING IS A SPORT” is one of their most infamous battle cries. some might say that st x is bad at football, but they prefer the wording to sound more like “physically challenged” (even thought they beat trinity once and had a batmitzfa type celebration in their less than adequate student section, i digress). some might ask, why is their swim team SO good??! in fact, st x swimmers are very modest, and since it is their best sport, some of them even grow up to be PRO lifegaurds and their local country club and/or neighborhood pool. go tigers!
“st x louisville is amazing
by damnshawtywhatsforlunch April 25, 2019
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Centered in Louisville, Trinity High School is the source of almost all of epicness and swag on Earth. Is also the source of cringe. Is made out of a swag cafeteria with a feasts and a bunch of endless hallways made of granite. 98% of the students are football and are in Crist. The school is made up of 3 houses: Slytherin, and Memeus Icecreamus

Notable Alumni: Fred Flintstone, Gilgamesh of Uruk, Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Sun Tzu, Confucius, Karl Marx, Dababy, Beavis and Butthead, Robbie Rotten, Kanye East,
Did you see the swag guy, I heard he goes to Trinity High School (Louisville)!
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A city in Kentucky that whose citizens all think they’re better than other Kentuckians but any Kentuckian from somewhere else hates them. They have an awful football team! They are quite annoying and don’t even know how to pronounce their own town name. They are usually arrogant and rude. Seriously, they think they’re the best but they are actually the worst. Poor people are delusional.

(GO BIG BLUE)
Friend 1:“Did you see the game last night? The Wildcats absolutely destroyed the Cardinals!”
Friend 2:“Who are the Cardinals? Oh wait, that annoying Louisville team? They’re so obnoxious and arrogant.”
Friend 1: “Yeah, the ones from Louisville. I agree, they are total losers!”
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Named after King Louis XVI of France, Louisville was founded in 1778 by George Rogers Clark, making it one of the oldest cities west of the Appalachians. Since 2003, Louisville's borders have been the same as those of Jefferson County, after a city-county merger.
Me and my friend went to the bowling alley in *Louisville!*
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All the girls are split half gays and half straight nice girls who are usually overly catholic over 70% of the school is a bunch of mixed people and they usually end up going to good colleges and becoming strong independent women in the future with big dreams but their college years are most likely the only time they let loose bc they probably came from another catholic school before then.
Louisville girls are the definition of what ppl think of when they say a strong independent woman

Person 1: Wow she’s such a strong person
Person 2: Yeah she went to Louisville

Person 1: Ohhh that explains it
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When a large wooden dildo is used as a baseball bat, or when a baseball bat is used as a large wooden dildo.
I gave my self a Louisville Slover last night. I may have smacked some balls.
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