The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.
OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!
by Someone named Ouff April 17, 2018
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When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.
Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.
by meggymc September 4, 2022
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A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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CEO on phone to Management Scientist "Hello my favourite data scientist". Management Scientist (MS): "Mr CEO, I'm not a data scientist, that's a pejorative term - I'm a management scientist". CEO: "OK, what can I help you with?". MS, "Well, that decision you have before the board, I just want to let you know that not making a decision is still a decision". CEO: "How so?" MS: "If you decide not to allocate resources to the decision before the opportunity to do so passes, then it will be irreversible, and you may not have the opportunity to do so later". CEO: "Oh crap".
by CompSciFutures February 27, 2023
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When you can never make a decision, even if miniscule.
"what do you want to eat" -person1
"i dont know" -person2
"you NEVER KNOW" -person1
"i am decision deficient" -person2
"i have realized" -person1
by thehomepantry November 30, 2017
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A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever
Bob-how do we eat

Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb
by Busterrox February 19, 2018
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Hella decision is the options and opportunities that a way to after fumbling a a major bag these major options and opportunities often impress people
Yo, I heard Jasmine broke up with you but now you’re with Stacy fine ass and you got a car? Damn bro you got “Hella decision”
by Tracy young July 8, 2023
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