Ethan

Pedophile

Oh did you hear about Jimmy?
He's a total ethan

Ethan by Bigdaddycum42069 June 8, 2020

Ethan

A man with a very very very small cock

ethan has a small cock

Ethan by Saggyfatface June 9, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.

“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”

Ethan by m a n i a c June 13, 2020

Ethan

Stupid gullible man

Urgh! That guy is such an Ethan

Ethan by bigtittylea August 26, 2020

Ethan

Really bad at Halo Reach. He's a cool guy though. He's really smart and can take your girl with just a smile and a joke. Very funny guy and will instantly make your heart melt.

Person 1: Ethan's really cute, I might ask him out.
Person 2: I would, but he sucks at Halo

Ethan by Rapid Factor August 28, 2020

Ethan

Gay

Ethan<3

Ethan by nibbalations101 September 13, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the best person you will ever meet, he is kind sensitive, emotional and loving. He is the best boyfriend anyone could have and he has a sweet handsome face with aqua green eyes. He is loyal and you should always give him a second chance. He is stunning and beautiful

Ethan is amazing, ngl.

Ethan by anonymous September 14, 2020