MILF Hotel

A construction dumpster, typically 20ft or longer

After I finished the remodel, I took his wife out to the MILF hotel

by wulf95 March 8, 2023

milf

Mentally Ill Lion Face.
- Person who looks like an animal (aka Protein pony) and neglects his real life commitments to try to make it big on social media.

- Middle aged loser grasping at straws.

Who's that hiding in the bushes with a bottle of booze? It's Marg Haggley. That dude is a MILF.

by godzilla the cat May 29, 2022

milf

mature individual i love forlife

robyn is a milf

by karengillian December 29, 2021

Milf

Man, I love Fine Line by Harry Styles

"you know I love milf"
"yeah me too, my fav song is lights up"

by Tris_ January 24, 2022

slaggy milf

If you have a friend called sky

“Sky your such a slaggy milf!”

by milf hoover March 24, 2021

milf

man i love frogs

-oop theres a frog
-milf!

by halal-stilusu fekete fem December 6, 2021

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019