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MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.
At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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MILF Assed

When a woman turns to walk away and the view makes you realize she is a MILF.
When Johnny’s Mom dropped him off, she was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.
Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs
by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020
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hot single milf

A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70
bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah
by stormilovessapnap my tiktok December 13, 2021
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MILF

MILF: Mother I'd Like to Fuck
someone TOO FUCKING attractive for you to call them a MILF
Mostly used for a HOT BABE of a mother that has kids.
"Holy shit duuuude! That over there, is a fucking MILF!"
by ahotperson25372893638 June 21, 2021
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milf day

omg it's milf day
by ilovemilffs123 April 8, 2021
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MILF May

A month where boys are only able to have sex with MILFS.
yo bro! u ready for MILF May?
by KarolineVangErTilDværge November 21, 2018
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