Anybody from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)
Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)
Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)
-Riley: "Hey, I saw you a couple months ago and you were happy in an almost manic way. What happened?"
-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."
-Riley: "That sucks."
-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."
-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."
-Riley: "That sucks."
-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."
by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 18, 2008
Coat your balls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. Pull away your balls from the face of the bitch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. The ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. The tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. You rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.
I pressed my tar-soaked scrotum upon that cum guzzling ho bag's eye's like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.
by schlong master August 23, 2007
Friend: Dude how is your girlfriend? Aren't you only 18?
Guy: Yeah, she's 21!!
Friend: Dude your a fucking Casket-Robber
Guy: Yeah, she's 21!!
Friend: Dude your a fucking Casket-Robber
by CabaltheWolf May 29, 2007
Anybody from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)
Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)
Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)
-Riley: "Hey, I saw you a couple months ago and you were happy in an almost manic way. What happened?"
-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."
-Riley: "That sucks."
-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."
-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."
-Riley: "That sucks."
-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."
by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 18, 2008
When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.
Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.
"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"
"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"
by Shickey Mickey February 17, 2012
Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.
by New Cumberland February 10, 2018
A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.
A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.
A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.
1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."
2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.
2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.
by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009