Sparky is usually a name of a really cute dog. Fluffy, adorable playful and usually white. Sparky is usually loved by all and is really possessive. If you give sparky belly rubs he will treasure you forever. The breed is usually a ShitZu, Maltese or even both.
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Get the The Sparky mug.It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.
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Get the sparky fart mug.A kid who you nicknamed Sparky in the seventh grade. Now it is used religiously by yourself in favor of not using his actual name to prove your obvious dominance.
Sparky: those dad jokes are Satan himself. I'm scared.
Me: HI SCARED IM DAD
Sparky: NOOOOOOOOOO that's it I'm making a lettuce clone of you do I can ban the real one to the depths of hell
Me: HI SCARED IM DAD
Sparky: NOOOOOOOOOO that's it I'm making a lettuce clone of you do I can ban the real one to the depths of hell
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Get the Sparky mug.Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.
Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.
Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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