sparklepeen

Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.

Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!

sparklepeen by OMGDAZZLED~ March 1, 2009

Sparklemob 

Crazed fan-girls who plan to kidnap Robert Pattinson and make him glitter.

glitter, fan-girl, crazed, robert, twilight, sparklemob

Sparklemob by sparklemob member January 23, 2009

sparkle punk

Sparkle punk, or sparklepunk, is a derivative of modern emo revival music, a genre played by bands like Snowing, The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die, and Algernon Cadwallader, that fuses pop punk musicianship with the traditional sound of emo revival.

Popular sparklepunk bands include Mom Jeans, JANK, and Donovan Wolfington.

Hey, Bart, what's your favorite genre of music? Mine's sparkle punk.

sparkle punk by Garnet April 2, 2017

Sparklepire 

Noun- 1. A wussified imitation of a vampire who has a strong liking for The Cure and melodramatic moping. They are characterized by refusal to drink human blood, being emotional pansies, being whiny and flighty and despite being ancient have the intelectual capacity and emotional makeup of a 12 year old girl. Most notably instead of doing something cool and dramatic like bursting into flames or turning to ash in sunlight they sparkle. More closely related to Faeries and ButtPixies than vampires.

2. any emo Edward Cullen wannabe surburbanite who tries to pull off the "angsty goth" look with clothes they bought at target.

1. "I know what you are. you're a-"
"Say it"
"you're a.. sparklepire
2. "Omg did you see that guy with all the makeup sitting by himself in the corner?"
"I know. Total sparklepire."

Sparklepire by omgWhatABilf February 3, 2010

Sparked Out 

commonly used in Britain; to be knocked out, to be slid like you have vaseline on your back,

If George Bush and Barack Obama got into a fist fight, Obama would get Sparked Out.

Jesse is a mexican wanka and should get sparked out mate.

Sparked Out by Siege Tank February 25, 2009

sparklier 

the difference between coke and pepsi

coke is more sparklier than pepsi ;

sparklier by mhiakteers November 1, 2008

Sparkle cake 

A fat gay man

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.

Sparkle cake by ilovegaga January 6, 2012