Sparky water

It is another term for sparling or bubbly water. This has been in use in Houston, Texas since August 2024.
That is really good sparky water, and so much more refreshing than other types.
by Houston Mark January 13, 2025
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Sparky Wondermuffin

An early 30s milf that seems like a girl next door type but is actually a firecracker.
"Hey, that hot mum over there, is she any good?"
'Karren? She's a total Sparky Wondermuffin! "
by Old_Balls December 01, 2019
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sparky fart

It's a mostly loud grimy sounding fart, typically slightly painful but oddly pleasant, defined as being sparky bc it's Extreme well could spark a metal chair coming out.
Oh sorry man, i ate bad Chinese and now i have them sparky farts.
by Mcrghostmememer January 08, 2023
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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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Sparky crotch

When you rub a balloon up against your pubes to maky a static electric field.
by Chicken nudley sup April 16, 2020
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Sparkie

Broken spark plug, can be on a leash or a peice of string so you don't lose it, used to smash car windows to loot out of it.
Yeah, let's go bippin, I already got the sparkie for the window.
by ImARaptors November 23, 2023
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Sparkie

Set a me a sparkie quick
by heyfrogmanmayigripacig December 26, 2019
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