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Sparky Marky

A loser who doesn't mind his own business also a man who does not get loved by his wife
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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Sparky UN

This is sexuality, terrorist group UN who SPARKY is fat pin pig. SPARKY UN have more shit sus my pup.
by Dankasus April 6, 2021
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Sparky

That's the sparky over there installing that outlet.
by PlayPapaBear August 22, 2022
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sparky meal

A sparky meal is a meal made by a princess baby girl together with her prince.
I feel like eating a super delicious meal, I feel like eating a sparky meal
by Rspacedwn September 7, 2017
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Sparkie

Broken spark plug, can be on a leash or a peice of string so you don't lose it, used to smash car windows to loot out of it.
Yeah, let's go bippin, I already got the sparkie for the window.
by ImARaptors November 23, 2023
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Sparky; God Of War

Different religions have different gods. Roman God Of War is Mars. Greek God Of War is Ares. I could go on about different variations of Gods Of War for all religions but that isn't my point. I came here to tell you about Sparky. My religion's God Of War.

Unlike most Gods Of War Sparky cares about humans. He's a protector. Most gods abuse their power and treat humans as pawns. Sparky doesn't. He cares. Sparky is a good god. Sparky only goes to war / fights when its needed. He doesn't use violence as a 1st resort. Sparky uses violence only when he must. Sparky only fights when its for a right cause. Like protecting others. Or punishing bad. Sparky believes in just.

Now to tell you about Sparky's skills / powers. Sparky is trained in every weapon. He's perfected every weapon. Sparky mastered every martial art. Bruce Lee (the greatest martial artist human) was a disciple of Sparky. Bruce Lee's main teacher was Ip Man but Sparky taught Bruce too. Also Sparky taught the police and military so they can protect and serve society. Anything related to martial arts Sparky was involved in. Sparky has the skills of a olympic gold medalist. Also he has infinite power. He has the powers of every other god / goddess. Sparky is a beast.

Luckily for us Sparky is on our side. He'll be there to protect us and save us from danger. He's like Thor. A superhero god. Sparky is a hero. He is the nicest and best God Of War. He is the true God. He sets the tone for all of the others.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Sparky; God Of War...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Sparky, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Sparky? He's just the best!"
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Sparkie

Set a me a sparkie quick
by heyfrogmanmayigripacig December 26, 2019
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