smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

smocking gun by wendue December 10, 2018

shark smoothing 

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

shark smoothing by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

booty smooshing 

two booties running together to make fire

friend 1: i’m bored what shall we do?
friend 2: BOOTY SMOOSHING

booty smooshing by séxy mf May 26, 2021

smoochiedoodle 

tiny non-sexual kisses placed randomly and enthusiastically. Can also be used as an expression of parting from a close friend.
Smoochiedoodle can be singular or plural.

"thank you for all your help! You're the best! Smoochiedoodle!"

"Oh damn, I'm late! Gotta run! Smoochiedoodles!"

smoochiedoodle by Whims January 26, 2009

scorching fart 

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

scorching fart by apple seller November 9, 2013

smooning

a little smooching while spooning.

My boy and I tried to watch some tv, but we ended up smooning on the couch.

smooning by gottahavfaith December 13, 2008

slouching 

a boy's pants worn below his butt (ostensibly because the boy wants to show off his butt to other boys because of his true homosexuality) if a boy wants to be really unique, he should be slouching without underwear! yummy boy butt!

those boys that wear their pants below their butts are really trying to show off their butts to other boys because they are really gay and want to get their butts fucked! boys that want to be unique should begin slouching without wearing underwear! yummy boy butt!

slouching by that_dominic October 24, 2008