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loafy shorts 

some annoying v1nce clone who always says "quite possibly" and always tries to force his voice deeper because he wants to walk talk and act like v1nce. He usually ends his videos with: Leave a like or else this pancake will go under your bed or something simillar to that which is ironic because he just calls some pngtubers cringe and bad yet he still does the whole 2019 clickbait youtuber type persona
loafy shorts: unfunny joke frost is so cringe!! also leave a like or this spider will eat you
Skeletons: bro were too tired of roasting jellybean time to shit on this cheeseball
loafy shorts by Lolorator360 April 12, 2022
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short timer syndrome 

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.
The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

Being short

not having time for a full conversation or a comment to show you're really not interested, abrupt, not having a friendly demeanor
Dang, Sally was being short with me when i talked to her on the phone yesterday, I guess she's still mad about what happened
Being short by TheRealDude99 May 24, 2014

sell short 

1) To sell something (usually a stock) that one does not own, with the anticipation that the item's value will decline and they will be able to buy it back at a later date for a lesser price.
2) To deny someone credit that they deserve. This is generally something a person does to him/herself.
1)
I sold your sister short last year for $100, then bought her back this year for a can of Skoal and a junior bacon cheeseburger. Damn that rag has really started to circle the drain.
2)
You: "So you're not going to let me beat it up, are you?"
Girl: "Nope, sorry. Denied! But don't sell yourself short...3 inches isn't really that small. At least you've got my chihuahua beat...I think."
(sell short)
sell short by Nick D September 8, 2005

shower shorts 

for the man who has nothing to hide....but still wants to
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wearing shower shorts??

Guy 2: Cuz i have a large package
shower shorts by K_Bomb January 11, 2007
Tall person: Ur short
Short person: I may be short but ur ugly and i still have time to grow
Short by gurliegurl55 January 7, 2011

short crew 

An exclusive group of 10 - 12 year old shit rats from tsawwassen. In there spare time they smoke prime times, drink absolute vodka and black out. The gangsters are all under 5'4 and aren't planning on growing. The leader of the pack "Willy J" has recently gone viral with his new mixtape "Anotha nigga dead" #mobsters
The short crew is meeting up with bhack at noon
short crew by Cocksucker22345 February 12, 2014