A disgusting wasteland. It is the cloth Satan wipes his ass with. If you live in Mount Vernon, odds are you are not reading this because you are whoring your body, smoking crystal meth, committing a theft, driving a tractor, beating your wife, getting drunk, listening to country music, giving birth, inbreeding, or you are illiterate.

Mount Vernon is a landfill located outside of Evansville, Indiana. Its residents do not live there by choice, but are born into it as punishment for cruelties in a past life. It is pergatory.

It is plagued by white trash scumbags and close-minded rednecks. You will not find a decent human being. If you are passing through, turn the fuck around. There is no reason for a life form to come anywhere near the meth-infested shithole of Mount Vernon. Get the fuck out.
There was another meth lab explosion in Mount Vernon, Indiana yesterday.

Do not go near Mount Vernon, Indiana
by Abraham Rittertonsmith July 31, 2011
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Kristin: where do you live?

Kate: mount vernon washington.

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Gei 1: What are we doing tonight?
Gei 2: A dirty vernon
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Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.
by blakabah December 12, 2012
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A good school with many excellent teachers. The teachers try to help students much as they can until they pass the class. Some or most of the teachers in this school would give students retakes.

but...

DURING THE YEAR 2021-2022, THERE HAVE BEEN MANY FIGHTS AND WEIRD STUFF GOING AROUND. STUDENTS WOULD VAPE IN THE BATHROOM, WHERE IT GETS GLOOMY AND FOGGY. I'M HAPPY THAT THIS IS MY FINAL YEAR.
Jeff: Hey David, how is Vernon Hills high school?
David: School itself is good, but I've witnessed a lot of school fights.
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Ah Vernon. Where to begin? If you value an upstanding institution where students can freely express their opinions and gain an outstanding education, don't go here. We are a people of test-takers. Basically, after finishing an exam of any kind (other then drug tests), our minds expel any information it might have once had. Once graduating from Vernon most people stand around and are like, "wtf do i do now?!" Students at VTHS are not prepared to go out into the world. The only place we are destined for is Sussex County Community College, where dreams go to die. THANK YOU DRUGS AND FACULTY!
I went to Vernon Township High School and now I work at a gas station.
by IsurvivedVTHS March 6, 2011
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