This timer was developed by the YouTuber "Diddle" as a means to exploit the site LootVGO. If you use the 8 Second Timer on the site, you are guaranteed to make profit every single time.

(This timer was exclusively popularized by Diddle and anyone who copies it is a golfball lookin ass chicken head.
"Use the 8 Second Timer and you can't lose!"
by YouTubeDiddle January 14, 2019
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An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.
I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"!
by breakfaster January 3, 2007
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The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

see also: OT's
"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"
by emily November 24, 2003
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First Timer Syndrome is a desperate obsessive compulsion to be the first at something; regardless of whether it was commercially viable.
Dan didn't know why his crypto project wasn't valuating: It turns out he was suffering from a severe case of First Timer Syndrome.
by liquid mike November 17, 2019
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A man who comes into a woman’s room at night while she is asleep and goes oh yeah oh yeah and then finds her panties and goes yummy yummy. Most the time the man goes through her dirty laundry and finds the smelliest ones and
THE man ran Into the woman’s room and came into her bed and stared at her while beating or if you will jerking it he made himself feel at home then got out an hour later and went in rummaged through her dirty laundry and found the dirtiest most very disturbing yummy smelling pantyhose or if you will see also found some thongs and it was amazing 😉 He replaced the with his own and ran off. When she awoke she screamed panty fun timer man got in My room
by Theloveofmanywords March 23, 2018
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The effect, when doing a lab, that the person holding the timer does not press the button at the exact time they are supposed to, screwing up the data ever so slightly. Abbreviated HTE
Our value for g would've been close to 9.8, but due to the Human Timer Effect (HTE) it was closer to 9.2.
by physicsmastaβ December 3, 2008
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