Squid 

Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.

Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee

Squid by BeeCade March 15, 2009

SQUID 

a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.

this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.

SQUID by deuces2deuces November 29, 2010

squid 

to be a slimey dirty person
org.evergreen trailer park

dude look at you your a fuckin dirty squid

squid by derekm420 March 7, 2008

Squid 

A meaning worse than of being a complete noob. A definition of supreme scrubity. That is being called a squid.

"OH MY GOD JACK YOU SQUID YOU JUST GOT WREQT"

Squid by LeCrimsonEcho July 16, 2014

Squid 

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

Squid by Jfagbag69 December 4, 2016

Squid 

When an extraordinarily unattractive man manages to land an above average looking woman. Usually contingent on some bullshit quality, like being semi-Instagram famous or in a top tier fraternity.

Dude did you see Maya's boyfriend? The kid looks like a damn thumb.

I know, total fucking squid.

Squid by Jfagbag69 December 4, 2016

squid 

Regional, Peoria (Illinois), early to mid-1990's

1. One who uses a computer for chat or e-mail.
2. Especially one who spends long hours in chat or e-mail, engaging in multiple conversational threads with multiple people, even simultaneously.

Her friends finally convinced her to get an Internet account, and would you believe, she's become such a squid!

squid by Joda April 8, 2006