Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

Slackers Unite

the best group in the world

The Slackers Unite went to the movies to see hitch!

by mris February 26, 2005

slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 06, 2006

Gold slacker

Slacking to spend money even when you have plenty.

His girlfriend is no gold digger, he's a gold slacker himself.

by Haaihai March 04, 2021

Slacker Boob

When a breastfeeding mother discovers that one of her boobs does not like to keep up with the other, and produces less milk.

I pumped 3 ounces from my good boob and only 1 ounce from my slacker boob!

by Marie51294 October 04, 2018

Accruacy Slacker

That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72

"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"

"...no, I wasn't planning too"

"Only we're a long way short"

"Think I've got something to do in the office"

"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"

by Tescoooooo October 18, 2013

porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010