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prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state
prostate pretzeling by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

Empathetic Prostate 

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.
My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.
Empathetic Prostate by Acebinkley September 6, 2005

super prostate 

An organ that develops from a swolen prostate and merges with other organs, thus creating a super prostate. It also gives you the power to fly for 4.6 seconds, but you can no longer control your bladder.
Doctor: I am sorry Ed. Your prostate is beyond surgical help as it has now formed a super prostate.
super prostate by soopyrmann September 15, 2009

holy prostate cancer Superman! 

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.
Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

milk the prostate 

To have your prostate gland massaged inducing man milk (orgasm), usually by a finger or sexual object.
"I don't feel like doggy style tonight honey, how about you bend me over and milk the prostate."

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam 

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.
Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."