You see it right?
Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2023
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Iam "No... I see the parallel... Hmm..."

Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."

Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."

Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."

Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."

Hym "Well, technically..."

Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
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The best job platform in the world. You don't apply through all the bulls*** ATS systems or algorithms and your application goes direct to the team that you would be working with.
I used Parallel to get a job I love which ended my depression and my wife ended up not leaving me!
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A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.
That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!
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For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)
They used to have everything in common, now they're on the 49th parallel.
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Can either mean a part of the Canada-USA border (as it follows the 49th parallel north for a part of the border) or the 49th parallel north or south (circles of latitude).
1: I live in Seattle, near the 49th parallel. I travel to Vancouver every Saturday evening.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.
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Covid and Q, having emerged simultaneously, infecting millions of Americans.
Refusing to wear a mask, she had contracted Covid. Trapped in her ICU bed, sustained by the respirator, she seethed - Trump won, he was the messiah, the election had been stolen, rigged, whatever that meant, the democrats were Satan-worshipping pedophiles - her mind and her body victimized equally by parallel pandemics.
by Monkey's Dad February 3, 2021
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