Is better than Olof at mobile games and at least a hundred times better at Mario Kart
„Matteo is better than Olof"
by onlytruthnofake November 15, 2021
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An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
Give me my damn ball Matteo!
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
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kid that calls logan bad at valorgay
Matteo said logan was bad at valorgay
by Matteo............... September 24, 2020
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The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.
« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »
by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022
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a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya
bro oh crap this kids a matteo
by Milomiloa May 11, 2022
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Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....

He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.

if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.

Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by November 21, 2021
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Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.
Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps
by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023
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