my little pony kinder egg

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.

Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead

by sackTN July 30, 2022

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Kinder Orange

When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance

My Uncle Tom kinder oranged me last night! my ass still hurts from ejecting the slices

by clocloman June 16, 2020

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Kindere Adulti

Pronunciation: Keen-druh Uh-doll-tee

Definition: noun;
Word for adult child(ren).

A child who has reached the age of majority.

My kindere adulti is a doctor.

My kindere adulti is coming home for the holidays.

by Xoxosunset October 14, 2021

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Kinder-egging

A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.

-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!

by thealmightybasstardo April 13, 2011

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