Jordan, is usually a tall, romantic guy. He has his moments, he gets mad very easily, but is the most loving, caring, sweet, just over all amazing guy ever.

He never fails to make you smile. Says stupid funny things, but are cute.

He'll make you feel like you're the only girl in the entire world, you will forget about everything and anything when you're around him.

He's not only a lover, but a bestfriend.

If he's not a lover. He's a great friend to have.

He's easy to fall in love with, you can't get him off your mind, if you get a Jordan in your life, do NOT let him go.

Don't forget he's the best sex you'll ever get ;)

Don't ever let this guy out of your life, hold him tight :*
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by datbootydoe161 November 2, 2013
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The craziest sex machine in the world.

A Jordan can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Orgasms a plenty, the smallest amount in one session in 37.

An all round sex guy.
Girl 1: Woah, check out that Jordan over there.
Girl 2: I think he looked at you!
Girl 1: Well that would explain wy my bra's off, panties are down and i'm about to give birth.
by Hollowman123 September 6, 2008
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An extremely loving, sweet, smart creature with amazing musical talent. Can make you laugh faster than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass. If you catch this Legendary Pokemon you will be the best poke master out there. Lure him with music with great bass and waffles. Has an extremely large and satisfying penis.
"Hey you know that guy Ave is going out with?"
"Yeah, he is just a total Jordan"
by Sunshine90 June 17, 2008
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The name Jordan can refer to several things. As a name, it comes from the Hebrew Yarden, meaning "one which descends", and assimilated into Latin as Jordanus. In Arabic it is Urdunn, in Italian Giordano, in Spanish Jord¨¢n, in Afrikaans Jordaan, in French Jourdain, and in Catalan Jord¨¤.

Eastern Europe and Asian referances to this name:

Name in chinese and japanese characters mean to flow, to fall down, relating to the river jordan but also to the latin "one which descends".

Person 1: Is his name Jordan?
Person 2: Yeah, the name probably got named after the river.
Person 1: Not true, Christian properties of the name were probably thought of first.
by one which descends July 28, 2007
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The coolest and most sexy mofo ever to walk the face of the earth. i want him to stick it in me one day and have my kids. He is soooooo hot and beautiful, but his friends are really gay yet i still want fuck him
Jordan is sooooo sexy
by S....... June 11, 2005
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Pretty much the hottest of the hot.
That dude is a total Jordan.
by KaeliK July 11, 2008
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Typically a boy who has blue eyes and a massive penis. If you are dating a Jordan, you are lucky. He will love and care for you until the end of days. He is smooth and funny but knows when its time to get down to business.
Jordan almost broke me last night with his throbbing dick!
by idek808 October 2, 2017
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