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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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Governor

A governor of the Algorand Blockchain.
'Them over there in the lambo...they were an original algorand governor'
by AlgoZeus November 5, 2021
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Governor Dewine

A small male, imbecile, make a wish reject. Someone who got beat up in 3rd grade and failed to let it go and went into politics. Smallan syndrome.
I thought you were stupid but seriously man you're a governor dewine.
by Pescosolido November 21, 2020
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Governor

Just a guy (or gal) like everyone else. What makes a visit from a governor such a big day or a big deal? What makes an executive order from a governor such a big deal for that matter? His bank account or his title?
A governor doesn't really seem better at anything in particular than anybody else (any of his/her subjects), yet for some reason they tend to obey people like him/her without asking themselves why they keep doing it.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
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Governor

Someone that makes mistakes and bleeds like everyone else, which people don't forget if he's not doing a good job.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
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Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten
Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill
by Male Name February 17, 2023
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'ello governor

Say this to someone who talks to a stranger or person they do not know for too long.
(Pronoucnced, 'ello govnor')
Man1 : *Talking to a stranger*
Man1 finishes talking to the stranger

Man2 : "'ello governor, right? Haha"
by Nyan_ June 29, 2017
mugGet the 'ello governormug.

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