Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.

Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

dandruff machine

someone who rarely showers, or does not use the right products to control their ridiculous dandruff

Kate: man, that guy is so gross. doesn't he know to use Head and Shoulders?

Kim: I know, he's a total dandruff machine

by SteelDragon April 13, 2010

A term used to replace "god damn son of a bitch" or when trying to refrain from using the lords name in vain!!

that got dandruff some of its itchin is pissin me off!!

by jugatech November 18, 2007

dandruff left on one`s stomach after receiving oral sex with someone with dandruff.

" Courtney left a pile of tummy dandruff on me after she blew me"

by BukakeJones September 20, 2017

the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping

"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."

by Alex Censored May 31, 2022

small pieces of toilet tissue that get caught in a chick booty hair when she wipe post dump.

She bent over to give it to me and she had booty dandruff!!!

by koolestlateeno June 25, 2014

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022