Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.

Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

dandruff machine

someone who rarely showers, or does not use the right products to control their ridiculous dandruff

Kate: man, that guy is so gross. doesn't he know to use Head and Shoulders?

Kim: I know, he's a total dandruff machine

by SteelDragon April 13, 2010

got dandruff some of its itchin

A term used to replace "god damn son of a bitch" or when trying to refrain from using the lords name in vain!!

that got dandruff some of its itchin is pissin me off!!

by jugatech November 18, 2007

Dandruff Ditcher

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022

romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

by Sparkina67 January 19, 2011

Dick dandruff

When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

DICK DANDRUFF

1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.

I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.

by FERDA BOYZ September 16, 2018