Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo May 10, 2012

White man tears

White man semen

She's thinks she's drinking white man tears, but she's really drinking white male semen

by My name is ???? December 11, 2022

Tear the club up

To fight

Before the fight started, somebody shouted, “tear the club up!”

by caeniya1 September 15, 2021

Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.

Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?

by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021

acid tears

Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having

Bro, this acid is so good, look I have acid tears.

by Fir3B1Rd July 24, 2022

reapeating tears

An emotion you go through when you feel nothing but sadness for a long period of time. An emotion more severe than mayjor depression.

I'm going through repeating tears that just won't go away.

by Josh James Ernst March 5, 2005

Republican Tears

Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”

Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears

by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021