Life Is Random

That one phrase you use when the weirdest, strangest, most random out of nowhere thing happens.

“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.

by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

random._.wolfie._.edits

A sweet person on tiktok lmao

I found a sweet person on tiktok their user is random._.wolfie._.edits.

by Im no.ones.pissbaby on tiktok August 31, 2021

Random Artz

Stupid smelly fart face

Random Artz is a stupid smelly fart face

by EgbertBiology August 22, 2024

Random

A cow.

The random teenager mooed and ate the grass.

by thebookthatwillendtheworld September 21, 2024

Randomness and adaption

Randomness- Something that has no predictable result (life). You think something is going to happen in the future and the opposite happens. Then you adapt to that outcome and your memory forgets the illusion before the event happens.

Everyday is filled with randomness and adaption

by User5918 October 23, 2024

Serbian random

In serbia you live under random circumstances. Sometimes, all you need is 5 minutes to complete a doctor check, sometimes you will wait agonizing 5 hours just to get in line. Sometimes you'll get lucky and get all the papers from state institution in a flash without any additional trips to other institutions, while your neighbor under SAME circumstances will have to do a bunch of trips getting some bullshit papers just to get an approval to get the papers for which he has to wait a few days to get them done.

- Hey, I just finnished the check-up at the office.
- Are you kidding me? I'm still waiting in line for the approval!
- But we gathered the required documents together? What the fuck man?
- Fucking serbian random!

by Gormit November 20, 2024

Look up random stuff

searching random stuff on the internet because of extreme boredom

Kyle: "what are you doing"
Tim: "Im going to look up random stuff like asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop

by fiiiintajie9aohoua8u90dgvadymn November 24, 2024