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simp complex

a person who simps for every character they see on tv
oh my gosh, cameron has such a simp complex
by mothgobrrr February 17, 2022
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Complexity

the art of being perfect in every way without ACTUALLY being perfect
DAMN who’s that girl ; she has such a hidden complexity
by anonymous November 15, 2022
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NPC complex

A condition where an NPC goes round calling others NPCs to try and deflect from the fact that he himself is one
"I just got called an NPC"
"Who by?"
"Mike"
"That's the only word he knows, Mike's definitely coming down with an NPC complex"
by WolframAlphaZero October 16, 2022
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complex one armpushup

Different to a normal one armed pushup, a complex one armed pushup is done like a pushup when you straighten out your legs but with one hand, a normal one armed pushup is done on your knees which makes a difference between these 2 exercises.
complex one armpushup is done on your knees
by Anrickdagoat March 20, 2023
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Tjay complex

Exclusively applies to trading card game (TCG) players. The act of reading card text up to the point where it is beneficial to the player and stopping before restrictions or negative part of the effect. This also applies if the player starts reading half way through to the point they want
Card text: if you control no monsters, draw two card
Player 1: this card allows me to draw 2 cards
Player 2: but you have a monster
Player 1: so
Player 2: read the card
Player 1: it says "draw 2 cards"
Player 2 *facepalms*: read immediately before it
Player 1: if you control no monsters....ohhhhhh
Player 2: you have such a tjay complex...

This class of players and name is coined after its most profilic progenitor tjay.
by darkestshadow September 4, 2019
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Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

A craazzyy religious order disguised/masked as long term "abuse"/"trauma"- venting.

that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025
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Grade School Complex

When a persons flirting style, mimics the grade school antics of teasing n lightly bullying playfully when they like someone.
Dang Terri is always picking at me, dude, what’s up with that?

Oh she just has a huge grade school complex, she’s crushing so hard on you.
by Murphdarkly January 19, 2024
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