warwick avenue

to love ones self/wank/masterbate

all the radio crew love a good warwick avenue!!

by darkmonkuk October 29, 2008

Warwick Avenue

Masturbate whilst riding on a London tube train.

I was so desparate for a wank I had a crafty Warwick Avenue on the circle line the other day.

by davemacfrombath October 29, 2008

Warwick Avenue

Masturbation of the {Penis}

I had a Warwick Avenue this morning before work

by Mikiki_5262 October 30, 2008

Warwick Avenue

When one wishes to relieve them self of sexual anxiety by giving themselves a hand-job.

"Cor that bird was really fit I had to go home and give myself a warwick avenue..."

by TizzMonkee October 30, 2008

warwick avenue

Slang for Mastibation

I couldn't help having a warwick avenue while the Missis was away.

by jon360290 October 31, 2008

warwick avenue

Anal Penetration
Anal sex
Bumming 'The Tube'

I was taking her up the warwick avenue, so I wouldn't get her pregnant.

by pyros444 October 29, 2008

warwick avenue

the act of beating dogs to death whilst walking down a road

person 1:oh man we pulled a warwick avenue yesterday it was so sick!
person 2:don't you mean you walked down warwick avenue?
person 1:no dude i mean we beat this bitch up!
person 2:dude that IS sick!

by radio1listener October 30, 2008