by AhoogaBunga November 8, 2020
Often is a dingle and is found trolling England forums 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Has a fetish for ponies.
Has a fetish for ponies.
by Completeanduttercunt November 13, 2011
A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.
John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!
by FresherThanAnApple March 29, 2011
What Joseph from season 6 on Hell's Kitchen said after his partner in crime, Louie, wasted the whole resturant's lamb ("look, lOok, LOOK, WTF IS THIS?!")
Gordon: JOSEPH! SWITCH IT OFF!
Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.
Joseph during interview: Never had a service like that before, It was a complete and utter nightmare.
by Skyrim550 April 19, 2022
by ThatBagle26 March 22, 2020
1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".
2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.
2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.
1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.
2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.
2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.
by TheDisturbedYouth August 13, 2014
by ZooLanderr July 12, 2008