Bad Perfume

A corpse, one that has been dead long enough to produce a scent.

"Hey, I hear they found a bad perfume!"
"Woah, how long has it been dead?"
"Like 3 days maybe?"

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Jamaican perfume

Terry said “Did you get a whiff of that? They smell of Jamaican perfume.”

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using lynx body spray you got from your grandmother on christmas as a cologne

fuck moi are you wearing povo perfume champ?

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“The guy let off a nasty intestine perfume on the boat yesterday, it was disgusting”

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a body spray made from 100% graphite. usually used by monks

hey im gonna run into bath and body works to grab some graphite monk perfume. want some?

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A tiktoker that is the best and doesn't just call their followers "followers" they call them "Besties"

Someone: I wish I was strxwbxrry_lia.perfumee!
Someone else: Me too!

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