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Shot O'clock 

Much like "Beer Thirty", "Shot O'clock" references ANY time of the day in which the mood reflects the need for a shot glass filled with any strong liquor, preferably Patron or any Tequila.
Guess what time it is!!! Its SHOT O'CLOCK!!! WHERE'S THE PATRON?!?!?!
Shot O'clock by Free Chorizo1 March 16, 2010

5 o'clock shadow 

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier
Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.
12 O'Clock Blinker by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

ass o'clock 

An unreasonably early hour.
I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.
ass o'clock by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

pantsless o'clock 

The magical hour between 3 and 4am when it is acceptable to drop your pants within a group of people (usually theatre people) after working many long and strenuous hours most often drafting, model-building, loading-in or striking sets or lights onstage. It has its origins when a group of grad students spent most of week trapped inside a room drafting their final project for drafting class and just wanted to be comfortable so they dropped trow and pantsless o'clock was born
Pantsless o'clock was a little too revealing last night
pantsless o'clock by ukiechick13 February 20, 2010

porn'o'clock 

That time in the evening when the internet slows down because of all the married men starting their evening's porn viewing
"Dammit, the internet's slow as fuck!"

"Porn'o'clock"

"Fuck it is."

"Fuck it, wanna fuck?"

"Yeah, I won't get anything done online now anyways."
porn'o'clock by JonathanTM June 14, 2012