When I asked Jamaal if he wanted to swing by my cookie cutter pad in the suburbs, he said, "Aww hell naw. Those folks up there is black folk intolerant."
by thekid2213 October 27, 2011

A person, normally a young woman, who cannot tolerate drinking milk after 12:00 PM, eastern standard time.
"No, I'll take my coffee black, I really can't have milk at this time of the day. I just got diagnosed with C.L.I, better known as Circadian Lactose Intolerance.
by Jack Sparrow Wants This Woman March 1, 2009

A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
by Ohionurse August 29, 2017

When a person usually has difficulty accepting facts/truths, and like to argue why they don't accept them.
by Soneat March 11, 2025

by Gunner Dangler 25 March 26, 2021

steven: dude, you’re lactose intolerant
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
mike: yes
steven: aww poor thing. i’ll keep you in my prayers.
mike: LACTOSE INTOLERANCE SUCKS ASS DUDE
by You Don’t Need To Know That June 1, 2020

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.
I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.
I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.
by bateworld September 12, 2022
