Waluigi

1. The highest deity to ever exist;
2. Something really sexy;
3. Will never be playable in SSBU;

Guy: "Have you heard Waluigi is back to earth"
Girl: "Yes, that's such good news"

by Switch768 October 12, 2022

waluigi

A tall man with a mustache that only dresses in purple and is a Mario character

Hey I wanted to use waluigi in Mario Cart

by Wichapoocha gang May 20, 2020

waluigi

The sexiest being on gods planet. A wonderful guy that is also a great succer. Sakurai is just jealous of his big ass. also jealous of how much wario pussy he gets ;). Waluigi became the first adopted child in nintendos family after a long childhood of rape. He learned from his master dedede how to be a succ. It worked. He has become this worlds god.

1: hey! guess who i saw today!
2: who?
1: wal-
2: *cums profusely* OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH

basically waluigi is sex-

*cums in distance* OHH BABY A TRIPLE

by Samuel S. sans January 19, 2019

Waluigi

Will never get into smash

smash ultimate full roster
waluigi is nonexistent

by .u August 26, 2019

Waluigi

Top-tier character got rejected from top-tier game, can't you believe it?

Waluigi is love, Waluigi is life

by CutiesIsGarbage&GachaScaresMe December 23, 2020

Waluigi

The person who wasn't in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Person 1: Yo! Can't wait to play Waluigi tonight!
Person 2: Sorry, mate. The purple-hatted twig isn't in it yet. Please pay respects to our fallen hero, Waluigi...

by F3nnek December 30, 2019

Waluigi

the character that every fucking one plays in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Person 1: What character do you play in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?

Person 2: Waluigi

by WaluigiMain July 20, 2022