A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
by HorseFace3202 June 9, 2011
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Pretty good at math
Personality: Tall
Common nicknames: Killercow500, Smoked_by_will, Willable, Willeh Bella, the boy, the menace, shit head
No mom, that wasn't a BMW Individual M760i xDrive Model V12, that was William Benjamin Bellafiore-Wagner.
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He is a man with very few words and no Xbox because he has bad grades.
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the hottest, most perfect man you'll ever meet.
Anon: wow is that a GALE-WAGNER
Random dude: psh... he's not that cool
Anon: SO IS, ITS SUCH A COOL LAST NAME
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The most Hottest girl you've ever seen! She's loyal, kind, with a cute face and perfect body. Everyone wants to date her. She's the perfect girl! But she has a boyfriend and his name starts with an A. Oh yeah she has nice legs, (preferably because she plays a couple sports) And if you have a Bree wagner in your life, keep her!
by Jason.lordenn November 26, 2017
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