Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.
Psychic Catfishing: Those fake psychics on Instagram or other social media platforms who DM you and try to convince you that you have all kinds of "spiritual blockages" and charge you an arm and a leg to remove them.
"Damn, I got psychic catfished! They contacted me saying my dead grandfather was spiritually stuck, and that he wasn't doing okay. And that they can help work to unblock his spirit if I paid more. And I paid more and got scammed.
Another example: "A psychic contacted me on Instagram saying that they could feel my spirit being confused and that I was stuck from being able to move onto to the next spiritual level like getting a new job or increasing my self-confidence. I paid money to have 15 minutes more of her work, and nothing happened. I got psychic catfished!"
"Damn, I got psychic catfished! They contacted me saying my dead grandfather was spiritually stuck, and that he wasn't doing okay. And that they can help work to unblock his spirit if I paid more. And I paid more and got scammed.
Another example: "A psychic contacted me on Instagram saying that they could feel my spirit being confused and that I was stuck from being able to move onto to the next spiritual level like getting a new job or increasing my self-confidence. I paid money to have 15 minutes more of her work, and nothing happened. I got psychic catfished!"
by TucsonGirl May 3, 2023
A person who pretends to be a real psychic in a fair or show, gets caught lying and looking very stupid
by Billiam Beaver July 7, 2016
people think they're really psychic and there really kind of crazy so I call him psycho psychics. They want to be special and they want to run your life there psycho psychics.
talked to that girl/guy again that psycho psychic and she's predicting my future damn psycho psychics out there !
by Thornova April 14, 2020
"It's like the way she stroked it just gave us this psychic cumnection." "...and though he was far across the city Tyrone knew that Jordy was ensconced in the same bliss he was, such is the nature of the psychic cumnection."
by Malty_wiring February 3, 2015
A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.
by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019
Bob forgot to get Betty Sue a present for her birthday and now he has to deal with the psychic skidmarks.
Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.
Bob was in bed with Betty Sue and he called her 'Raymundo' at the height of passion. He's been dealing with the psychic skidmarks ever since.
by thaitied July 12, 2007
Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.
Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.
Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019