by §atori.exe May 24, 2021
Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.
by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019
by Bdt December 11, 2018
by M838 September 12, 2020
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018