Someone who spontaneously ejaculates when he sees or hears a jet or when he switches on his extortionately priced computer.
by thebitchinmidget October 22, 2008
Get the Scottmug. by unwantedcakes January 24, 2019
Get the Scottmug. A whiny, incompetent, self-absorbed guy with the face of a schnauzer and the intellect of paramecium
Girl 1: Wow, my date was such a Scott. In the first 5 minutes he lost my shades when I asked him to hold them for a minute, then later he cried when the stars came out.
Girl 2: Oh no, how awful :(
Girl 2: Oh no, how awful :(
by Naida December 15, 2008
Get the Scottmug. A. My brother got kiched out of school, but he got a job making $11 an hour.
B. Seriously? Your brother is such a Scott.
B. Seriously? Your brother is such a Scott.
by K1L1H March 13, 2010
Get the Scottmug. To rape, pillage and desecrate a woman's vagina or anus with your penis in the doggy position, all the while punching her in the kidneys. Then when she wakes up, you hug her goodbye and wish her well.
1)In 2007 Penn State Football player, Austin Scott, prowled the bars of State College, spotted a very drunk and disorderly coed and dragged her back to his apartment. Once they arrived he waited til she fell asleep then lasched out, scotting her virgin pussy in a rage caused by lack of reparations. After she awoke from her pleasant slumber, Austin gave her a hug and wished her well in repairing her Rectal Prolapse.
2) Last night I totally made that bitch cry when I scotted her.
2) Last night I totally made that bitch cry when I scotted her.
by JoeHomesy1 October 23, 2008
Get the Scottmug. by Scotty_Sucks_CaysDork January 17, 2009
Get the Scottmug.