Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again

Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.

by Socky Joe July 2, 2025

daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…

Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!

by berrylea December 3, 2021

Brock Lesnar Schedule

Getting paid millions of dollars to work less than three weeks a year.

Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.

by Egadgo November 22, 2022

schedule bombing

When one doctor puts or adds him or herself as a patient to another doctors already booked schedule last minute .
It can also be used when one doctor adds a random patient to another doctors already booked schedule with short or no notice .

It can be applied to other professions as well whereby a colleague calls in a favor and adds oneself or a another person they know to a fully booked work day schedule . Example : attorney or talent agent .

Good morning Dr. Jones , This is Dr. Jim Smith and I'm sorry to be schedule bombing you like this but I think I just broke my nose playing basketball at the gym and I really need you to take a look at it today and tell me what you think.

by Dr Doolittle December 6, 2016

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

.9.whether food stamp benefits deposit on sunday depends entirely on the states schedule as stated then determined to their own deposit dates.9.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised November 8, 2025

Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.

"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021