The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.
“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”
“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”
“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”
by urbansplatt July 20, 2019
Get the Different Schedulesmug. "Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."
You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
Get the dead on my own schedulemug. by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022
Get the Leap Schedule Daymug. Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
by jRob917 October 29, 2011
Get the Smash Schedulemug. A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
Me: Follow this scedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020
Get the Pussy-Ass Schedulemug. by berrylea December 3, 2021
Get the daily schedulemug. A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
Get the Schedule Terroristmug.