What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
Get the Schedulingmug. Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.
by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017
Get the college schedulemug. DC Schedule
Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone
Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30
Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am
Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone
Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30
Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am
Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
by Jaghi December 12, 2013
Get the The Schedulemug. My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
by Hym Iam December 04, 2020
Get the Schedulemug. by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023
Get the Schedulemug. A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
Me: Follow this scedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020
Get the Pussy-Ass Schedulemug. Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
by jRob917 October 29, 2011
Get the Smash Schedulemug.